Bulldogs are are the grumpy old men of the canine world. Even if they’re young and female, they still look like they’ve recently woken from a nap and are not too happy about it.
Once you learn the subtleties, however, you realize they truly have the-face-of-a-thousand-expressions-rolled-into-one. You just need to interpret them.
Here’s a few from my bulldog Huxley.
I told you, no photos.
Do I look like a babysitter?!
Well if that guy’s a Genius, I’m Scooby Doo.
Maybe if I ignore the gargoyle, he’ll go away.
What do you mean we’re not going to the beach?!
It’s Christmas. Let’s celebrate. Yay!
Dude, seriously. What did I tell you about babysitting?
This ball brings me joy. Do not even think about removing it.
Great. Another rescue. It may be time for our friendship to end.
Who said he was younger and better looking than me?
No. Calling it a Lampshade of Love doesn’t help.
Ok, just give me a bowler hat and I’m happy
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